petition to make this the new loading gif
staff PLEASE HEAR US AT LEAST THIS ONE TIME
remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason
Why did this simultaneously happen to everyone
It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
Captain America: The Winter Soldier + scenery (in order of appearance).
i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)
there are 2 sexes but a lot of genders. when a child is born, you have to take care of them as the sex they are because they are uncapable of understanding the difference between all the gender identities. it’s not trans*phobic or cissexist it’s literally giving the child proper care
Do you ever just get really angry
This pleases me greatly.
NO DO U UNDERSTAND HOW FRUSTRATING GETTING THIS SCRIPT WOULD BE FOR AN ACTOR?
YOU ARE AMUSED
BUT YOU CAN’T ACTUALLY SHOW BEING AMUSED
LITERALY ONLY MADS COULD PULL THIS SHIT OFF IT MAKES ME SO ANGRY
GUYS AT WORK WE WERE DOING A GLASS PAINTING PROJECT AND MY DESIGN WAS THIS
THATS GALLIFREYAN FOR “FUCK BITCHES, GET MONEY.”
PLOT TWIST 2: IT’S GONNA BE ON DISPLAY IN MY CITY’S ART GALLERY
this is my most reblogged text post
hahaha can you imagine the doctor strolling into that city art gallery and doing a double take at that